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(NOT SO) GRAPHIC FUCKIN' ABSOLUTION
Category: Misc
Tuesday, April 24th, 2001 @ 04:59 am
Posted By mr.fix
i ran out of words about 30 minutes into the picture to the left...it's a priceless(i think) depiction of J.C.'s first un-birthday party. i am also including a graphic depiction of the pressure that i feel as i type these words...if you look in the back ground there are masses of htmangels looking scornfully as i pose in my most homoerotic out fit...that means no shirt and a cowboy hat, for you folks that may be out of the Al Pacino fan club at the moment. i mean, i watched about 20-30 minutes of Big Gay Al playing a cop who wasnt gay in the begining of the movie , then, with recless abandon, delves into the chicago gay scene, to catch a gay killer...and gay gay gay lubricated fisting in bars chaps and no pants and...well i'll stop there 'cuz by the time i had had enough of Al turning into one of those faggot ass mother fucker's from the band TURBONEGRO . he wasn't Scar Face any more, he was breaking up with his woman and getting tied up by dudes and...hell i gotta go to bed...the strain of remembering all of this is draining my magical powers of creative wizardry. that is all...

"Rock over London, Rock on Chicago"



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NAME: glitch13
Wednesday, April 25th, 2001 @ 10:12 am
dude, you've had a posting account on this site since it's inception. I fired an email to hardgeus at hardgeus dot com to remind you of the name/pass.


NAME: foo
Wednesday, April 25th, 2001 @ 09:06 am
> o.k., so i was flamed?
Well, this is the third time my fairy godmother Glitch has accused me of flaming someone.


NAME: mr.fix
Wednesday, April 25th, 2001 @ 12:30 am
i need to settle down...


NAME: mr.fix
Tuesday, April 24th, 2001 @ 10:03 pm
o.k., so i was flamed? if the feeble attempt at pointing out the obvious was flaming me then dang man you have acheived your goal...


NAME: foo
Tuesday, April 24th, 2001 @ 08:00 pm
Allright, Glitch...
Officially, this is the 3rd time I've flamed someone for contributing to your site and trying to make all our lives better. Therefore, I feel it is necessary for me to post to allow myself to be attacked by other fascists (besides myself) on your site. Why should I have all the run, right?
Besides, I have an idea for some pretty funny shitz.
Could you set me up to be post-a-bibble and email me the shizitz?


NAME: mr.fix
Tuesday, April 24th, 2001 @ 04:05 pm
i'll see what i can do...and thank you sir.


NAME: foo
Tuesday, April 24th, 2001 @ 04:03 pm
Incidentally...
I thought the "Damn Bitch" was pretty fucking funny...


NAME: foo
Tuesday, April 24th, 2001 @ 04:02 pm
> maybe i'll have the hamburgler porking budha while he fist fucks a fasion model...
Not THAT would be original!


NAME: mr.fix
Tuesday, April 24th, 2001 @ 03:59 pm
i guess if magazines and comic books and childrens books where published with other religios icons as frequently and more accessably i would have more of a target. i am how ever going to be moving into my Elvis Blasphemy pretty soon which should ruffle some feathers. Ronnie James is also on my list. now if i where even the slightest bit political, i might target the president or other easily accesable government figures. but hell, i don't work for a major newspaper like the other 5million political satyrists... thanks for the brilliant observations and ideas for fresh new targets though! maybe i'll have the hamburgler porking budha while he fist fucks a fasion model...


NAME: foo
Tuesday, April 24th, 2001 @ 03:51 pm
> Some stuff is just funny, like that picture up there;
> you don't have to pick a fight everywhere you know.
WTF is that supposed to mean? I'm gonna rox0r2 your ass you little pansy!
ahem...
er..
I mean...
I don't pick fights!


NAME: glitch13
Tuesday, April 24th, 2001 @ 02:27 pm
Actually, I was pondering the same thing the other day, when I realized why it is:
Nobody gives a shit about the cultures and religions of where all the non-white people come from, so it just doesn't seem quite as biting.
I mean, 99% of all americans would be more offended of seeing Tony the Tiger get peed on by the chick on the Wendy's sign, because we have more emotion connected to them, so why would anyone even be interested in seeing someshit they would probably ignorantly regard as pagan, satanic bullshit being defiled? The reason people blaspheme is for completely reactionary purposes, why do it if no one would give a fuck?
Some stuff is just funny, like that picture up there; you don't have to pick a fight everywhere you know.


NAME: foo
Tuesday, April 24th, 2001 @ 01:55 pm
Y'know...
The whole art movement insulting christian icons is getting a bit tired. Why don't you dig up some pics of buddha butt fucking a pig, or perhaps shiva getting some DVDA?
What about some fucking wiccan mother earth goddess using the clit pump? Now THAT would be interesting. How many times do we have to see piss-jesus before we get over it and just get back to our lives of looking at scat porn?


NAME: glitch13
Tuesday, April 24th, 2001 @ 09:24 am
Damn, bitch!!
hahahah. Now that's a spicy meatbowl-ah!


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